A Dinner Date to Die For
By T & G Co*
Disclaimer- we don't own Gundam wing!
Rating~Well its eaith PG 13 or R....A LOTA language and stuff!
This is sorta a sequel to Movie Maddness!_____________
Cathrine was standing by the window waiting for her ride.She was spending the day with the gang: Heero, Relena, Duo, Hilde, Trowa, Quatre, Sally and Wufei. Relena said she'd take them somewhere special tonight. Cathrine was wondering...what if...just what is she was setting everyone up like herself and Trowa, Relena and Heero, Duo and Hilde and Wufei and Sally.. But what about Quatre? Oh well, he could sit in the car and count his fingers.
The ride finally came. Cathrine was shocked but not surprized that Relena showed up in a hummer.. She waved to the chaffeur. Well at least Quatre had someone to sleep and talk with. She sat across from Trowa.
"Hey Trowa! How are ya?!" Cathrine said.
"Fine." Trowa said without intersest.
"Aren't you gonna ask me how I am?"
"Nope."
"Why not?" Cathrine was embarrassed.
"Cause."
"Cause why?"
"I said so."
"Thats rude, Trowa."
"Your point...." Cathrine was furious. She'll just ignore him....for now.
"Hey Hilde! Listen to this song!" Duo was hyper as usual.
"Okay.." Hilde said in a cunfussed tone.
"*Opps I f***ed him again!
I played with his thing!
Got lost on his bed
Oh Honey, honey
Opps you think I'm in love
That I'm sent from Playboy
But mine are to big for them*"
Everyone starred at Duo.
"Who sings that corny song?"
"Someone named Britney Queer." Duo replied."But she's a hottie! and she got some big ones too!"
Hilde looked at her chest. She wondered, can these satisfy Duo?
They arrived at a fancy restaurant. They all enetered. There were some famous people :Bill Clinton, George Bush, Ellen Degeneres, Tommy Lee. and Pamela Anderson.
"Okay! Which famous screw-up should we sit next to?" Hilde aksed.
Relena said, " I want to sit next to someone....clever?"
"Well your president was clever enough to screw his secratary." Wufei Muttered.
"I say we sit next to Ellen Degeneres." Sally said.
Everyone starred at her.
''What?....I'm a big fan..." Sally whined.
" Uh...sure...." Trowa was so close to laughing.
Pamela Anderson looks hot!" Duo yelled to Heero. He licked his finger and touched Hilde's butt aking a sizzling noise and pulled it away as if it was burned. Hilde stood shocked. Duo had on his ever so familiar grin.
Everyone sat at the table colsest to Pamela A. and Tommy Lee. The second the wine was put on the table, Duo grabbed it and poured himself some.
Relena made sure she sat next to Heero as Hilde did to Duo. The line up was Heero, Relena, Hilde, Duo, Trowa, Cathy, Sally, Wufei and Quatre.
"Hey Heero?" Duo said loudly. "Did you ever kiss anyone *hic*?" Heero remained silent.
"Duo, could you please SHUT UP?!" Wufei yelled.
"Great just like the movie..." Sally muttered.
"Don't remind me.." Quatre was picturing Jack dying in the movie 'Titanic'.
"Oh god....here we go.."
"Hey Hilde! You ever watch Spankdown?" Duo asked.(AN~We are referring to Smackdown....WWF! Its Wrestling>)
"Spankdown...."Hilde said in wonder.
"What the hell is Spankdown?" Relena asked.
"Its this wild show with guys in tight pants and shirts!" Duo exclaimed. Relena, Hilde and Sally's eyes widened.
"How...tight?" Relena asked.
"Uh....yeah. Don't leave anything out Duo." Hilde added.
Duo was looking at Pamela Anderson. " Tight enough to see Pamela's enchiladas! Damn those are big!" Hilde stomped Duo's foot.
"Watch it babe!" Duo was in pain.
"Tell us more Duo.." Sally was in full content.
"Who's hot?" Relena blurted.
"Rock!" Duo said.
"Um.....Duo....I didn't know you were like that." Quatre said with a wink. (AN~We are not saying Quatre's gay if you think thats where we were headed. We are saying he is bothering Duo.)
Duo ignored him,"The Rock's quote is ' Do you smell what that Rock is cookin?'"
Relena muttered, "I'll cook something for him...." Heero's eyes narrowed.
Duo exclaimed "His famous move is The Rock's Bottom!"
"His bottom..." Sally said and shivered.
Wufei eyed her."Someones horny." Sally slapped him. Duo laughed.
"INJUSTICE WOMAN!" Duo laughed harder.
"Go screw someone Duo!" Wufei yelled rubbing his red cheeck.
"Suck it sexist!" Duo retored.
"Suck what?"
"You wanna know?" Duo was grinning evily.
"Uh...Huh."
"My ****!" Duo laughed. " You still want to?"
"Nuh uh!" (In quote of a certain friend! Read this Chong aka Brian!) "God no!"
"Oh come on Wufei! Make my time in this joint worth while!" Duo said.
'Lets order." Relena said over the fight. A waiter came by.
" Bonjour mademoiselle,"The waiter said.
"Um..who got that?" Duo asked.
"I did." Wufei said calmly.
"What he say?" Duo asked again.
"Please anyone give him a blow job."
"Hilde will!" Duo was pointing at Hilde. Her eyes narrowed and she happened to give Duo a black eyes.
"Duo....she dogged you!" Heero said.
"Quiet!" Relena yelled."Bonjour monsier. Comment ca va?"
"Je vais tres bien, merci. What can I get you?"
"Fries."
"Burger."
"Tea."
"Stew."
"Flamed worms!" Duo joked. Hilde was the only one who snickered.
"Guys, not something you get in a fast food place. Monsier, Ill have the hordoevres."
"Ahhh, excelent choice." The waitor wrote it down.
"I'll have the same." Quatre and Heero said in unison.
"Um..what the hell is it?" Sally asked.
"You don't wanna no.." Relena said. "I'll order for the rest of you. Ok?"
"Fine."
"Sure."
"Yes ma'am."
"K."
"BB gun on the wall! Too cool!" Duo exclaimed and ran to the wall. He saw Bill Clinton talking to a waitress.
"Don't sleep with anyone but your wife Mr. President!" Duo said.
"Thanks boy!"The president gave the thumbs up sign. Duo passed Pamela Anderson. He purposely knocked her knife down.
"Opps! Cumsy me!" Duo said.
"Hey, its no problem!" Pamela bent down and Duo's eyes widened. He drooled on the neck of her shirt.
"Sowie." Pamela giggled.
"You're sweet!" She said and blew him a kiss. Hilde walked up to her.
"You wanna start something sista?" Hilde cried out.
"Um...sorry. Didn't no he was taken! He's Phat!"
"You betts step hun!"Hilde yelled.
Pamela stepped back. "Man, what a desperate chick..." Hilde clinged onto Duo's arm.
"Yo Hilde...Can you leggo?" Duo said.
"Why Duo?" Hilde asked without facing him.
"Its embarrasing....Cause theres a lot of sexy chicks here!" Hilde was horrifed.
"Duo Maxwell!!!You apollogize!" Hilde yelled.
"What for?"
"Insulting me!"
"What did I say?"Duo was starring at a girl in a red dress.
Hilde stomped tot he bathroom while Duo was strutting to the lady.
"How ya doin miss?" Duo asked.
"Fine." The girl said with no interest.
"May I ask your name?" Duo said.
"Nah..."
"Why not?"
"I don't know you well."
"Well if you let me pay for your mean, we'll go back to my place...To get to know eachother better." Duo winked at her. The girl had a disgusted look on her face.
"Get away from me you braided freak!"
"Oh come on sweets!" Duo pleaded.
The girl raised her hand to show a wedding ring. "Maybe I will call my big daddy over and then I'll ask him ok 'sweets'?"
"You know what? They are waiting for me at my table.." Duo back off and ran for it.
"Trowa, what are you thinking about?" Cathrine asked.
"Nothing." Trowa replied. He was looking at Monica Lewinsky with a look of disgust.
"Whose the fat lookin lady?"
"....Dunno...."
"Thats one big head she has."
".....Uh.huh..."
"Do you know her or not?"
"........."
"Do you or not!?"
"....No...." Cathrine got an idea.
"Do you screw?" She grinned.
"Uh...hu." Trowa shook his head and looke at a grinning Cathy. "I was kidding." Trowa stated.
"Sure." Cathy said. Duo walked over to the table.
"Hilde ran away..." Duo muttered. Relena sighed.
"I'll go get her...be right back." Relena said and walked towards the bathroom. Duo noticed Heero starring at the place where Relena disappeared.
"She's gonna come back Heero." Duo grinned. He recieved the Death Glare.
Relena walked back with a misty eyes Hilde. Duo's eyes widened.
'Hey babe." He said. Hilde turned her head away from him. Duo sighed and grabbed the wine bottle. Heero pulled it away.
"No." Heero said. Duo whined.
"Why not?"
"Cause you are gonna ge too hyper and drunk."
"Fine." Duo muttered.
"Woman! I love you!" Wufei yelled and pulled Sally to him for a kiss. "Lordy lordy." Relena said as she looked at the empty bottle of wine infront of Wufei.
"He is officially drunk." Duo grinned. Then he paled. " Did he bring that kata- whatever knife thing with him, did he?"
"No Duo." Heero grumbled.
" I wanna dance!" Duo said to himself. He got up and walked infront of Hilde. "Wanna dance senorita?"
"Sure...why not?" Hilde sighed and let Duo pull her to the dance floor.
"They are good!" Sally said coming up for air.
"We can do better then them woman! Lez go!" Sally and Wufei went to dance.
"Come on Trowa! We can dance." Cathy said and pulled Trowa to dance.
Quatre was twiddling his thumbs and Relena was leaning back. Heero was as still as a statue.
"Someone wanna come dance with me?" Relena pleaded. Heero shrugged and went to dance with her.
Quatre watched. The food came and he ate. Whe he was done he sighed and got up.
"I guess I will go make a friendly conversation with the chaffeur." He walked out.
2 girls walked in and everyone gasped. It was Noin and Lady Une.
"Damn." Duo muttered. Noin and Une said Hi to everyone and went to sit at a table.
Finally the gang sat down to see Quatre gone. They shrugged it off. Quatre was heading back in, Dorothy Catalonia behind him. Everyone gulped at the site.
Dorothy followed to Noin and Une's table. They all sighed in relief. They all ate their dinner. As they were eating, Bill Clinton came up to the table.
"Hello miss Peacecraft. I was wondering if you would come to my car so we can talk about peace....." Bill said and winked. Heero pulled his gun out and held it to Bill'd head. Bill gulped and ran away. Heero put his gun away.
"I warned him..." Duo said.They finished dinner.
"I don't no what that was we ate but it tasted like snails." Duo said. Relena coughed.
After everyone had coffee they headed out. Relena sighed. She was mad because her chance didn't come.
"Well, lez go." She said. They dropped everyone off until it was Heero and Relena left. When they came to his stop he was going to get out.
"Your welcome!" Relena snapped. Heero grinned (I know its weird! Don't run away!)"Whats so funny?"
"Nothing." He said and looked her in the eyes. "Thank you." He said and kissed her.
"When he was at his door, He cursed himself for that but didn't regret it.
Relena was grinning. "Yup! Friday night was great!"
End......sequel may be coming!!!!!!