Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing.
A.N. : Okay.  I wanted to try this out so do not, I repeat DO NOT flame me.  
Someone cheered me up a lot so I'm going to write this fic!



        'Nurse Relena To The Rescue!'
         By:Angel Wing Yuy


Duo sat down in the Winner mansion that belonged to Quatre and was shared
by all 5 pilots.  Duo sat down in the kitchen to stuff his face for
breakfast.  Soon after Quatre came in with the paper and some coffee along
with Trowa.  Both sat down and watched amazed at how much Duo could eat.   
Wufei walked in and his eyes widened at the amount of food in Duo's mouth.  
After a few minutes watching the pilot of Deathscythe Quatre broke the
silence "Duo...Are you sure you can eat all that...?"  Duo looked up with 3
pancakes barely fitting into his mouth and smiled.  "Ob rocse Ratreb." (A.N.
Duo said 'Of Course Quatre.')  Quatre nodded slowly.  


Around noon everyone started to notice Heero wasn't around.  They looked
everywhere for him.  "Hey Heero bud?" Duo called and knocked on his door.  
There was no answer.  "Hey!  Heero!"  Duo called as he opened the door.  
There was a grunt from the darkened room.  Duo smiled and went over to Heero
and shouted "Come on!!!  It's noon.  You missed breakfast."  Heero grunted
and put his head under the pillow.  A muffled 'Omea O kurosu' was heard from
the most serious pilot of the group.  Duo arched an eyebrow "You have to get
up to kill me.  Why are you sleeping at this hour anyway?" Heero mumbled
something that sounded like 'Mission' Duo grinned "Oh...Well get up!!! Were
going to a beach picnic with the gals!!!!"  Heero grunted and said nothing.  
Duo grinned and whispered "Relena's coming..."  Heero looked at Duo and
glared at him.  "I'm not going, now leave."  With that Heero feel in to his
pillow.  Duo shrugged.  "Fine.  More food for me."  Duo walked out of Heero's
room and saw Hilde and the girls in the main room.  "Hey Hilde!"  Hilde
smiled "Where's Heero?"  Relena perked up and the sound of Heero's name.  
"He's sleeping."  Everyone stared at Duo.  Wufei snorted "Sure Maxwell.." "HE
IS WU-MAN!!!"  Instead of wanting to stick around to hear the two bicker
Relena announced she'll check on Heero and she'll meet them at the beach.


Heero could hear the annoying voice of Duo who was yelling at Wufei.  
/Must kill braided baka.../  Heero felt really tired and the room seemed
warmer then usual.  He turned in his bed and tried to fall asleep.  He heard
the door being opened and slowly looked in the direction of the 'intruder'.  
Heero saw it was Relena and tried to sit up.  Relena walked over to him and
she examed him carefully.     He had bags under his eyes and he seemed to be
sweating a lot and breathing hard.  Relena walked  towards Heero "Hello
Heero."  "Relena."  Relena put her hand to his forehead.  She quickly pulled
it back/He's burning up../ Relena smiled.  This calls for nurse Relena!  I'll
get Heero back to normal.  Heero saw Relena's smile and had only one thought
/Uh oh..../


"Heero your burning up.  I think you need some rest and don't worry Nurse
Relena will get you back to normal!"  Relena smiled and Heero gulped.  
"...."was all he could say.  Relena smiled and fluffed his pillow and pushed
him back down.  "Now I'll be right back."  Relena then left the room.  Heero
sighed.  He knew this will not be good.  


As Heero began to fall asleep the door opened and and he saw Relena
standing in a nurse out fit.  Heero Also saw Relena had a tray of food.  
Heero gulped again.  She was taking this very seriously. Relena walked in and
sat on his bed. "Here Hee-kun.  Lunch is served!"  Heero looked at the tray
and there was what looked liked soup and a glass of water.  Heero stared at
it and looked at Relena.  She was smiling brightly at him with a spoonful of
soup.  He sighed.  He knew if he didn't eat it Relena would be hurt.  He
opened his mouth and he swallowed.    To his surprise it didn't taste bad at
all.  He looked at Relena and took the spoon from his mouth.  He scooped
another spoonful and smiled as the hot liquid flowed down his throat.  "What
is it?"  Relena smiled "Chicken noodle soup.  It's good for colds.  I also
put some sleeping medicine in it."  Heero stopped eating the soup and stared
at her "Ho-how ma-many slee-sleeping p-pills?" Relena looked thought full for
a moment "Not pills Heero.  It was liquid medicine.  I don't
know....hmmm....I just poured the whole bottle in!"  Relena said smiling.  
Heero pushed away the soup knowing he'll be either dead or out cold for at
least a week "I'm full."  Relena nodded and took the tray.  She then pushed
the water towards him "Drink."  Heero seemed skeptical, but he took the
drink.  He drained the glass and gave it back to Relena.  "Wha-what did you
do to the water?"  Heero asked his vision starting to blur.  He also felt a
little queasy "The maid told me to put this medicine in your water to make
you feel better.  She said it was for um....I'm not sure...I forgot...Oh
well."  Heero stared at the crazy girl and ran to the bathroom.


Heero, still over the toilet needed a plan to get away from Relena and
her 'help'.  He loved her yes, but not as a nurse.  He walked to his room
clumsily.  He final stumbled to his bed and he feel asleep.  Heero woke up
and looked at his clock.  "4 in the afternoon." He looked by his side and saw
Relena had fallen asleep next to him.  He smirked and caressed her cheek.  
Relena awoke with a start and hit Heero over the head with the book she was
reading called 'How To Keep Your Patient Alive' (A.N. What a friendly
title....)  Now if Heero was healthy and not umm...'nursed' by Relena he
would have felt almost nothing, but since he was sick and pois- I mean
'nursed' by Relena he passed out.  Relena stood up and watched Heero's body
slump to the floor.  Relena's nurse hat fell off and she put a finger to her
lips "Oops.....Hee-kun?" She stared at her book and threw it out the window.  
Breaking it and hitting an innocent jogger unconscious outside  "Uh oh....."


Heero woke up in his room with a bandage on his forehead  /What
happened...Oh yeah.../Heero looked around and didn't see Relena.  With a sigh
of relief he slowly crept to his window.  He opened it when the door opened
and he saw Relena.  "Hee-kun?"  Heero banged his head repeatedly on the wall.
 Relena stared confused at Heero.  "I don't think you should do that
Hee-kun."  "Watch me."  Relena brought Heero to the bed and she put an ice
pack on his head  "I promise to be more careful now."  Heero nodded not
believing her.  


The rest of the day seemed to go smoothly.  Nothing went wrong until
everyone came back.  Duo stormed in looking pissed and the other were
laughing.  Relena looked at Heero who started to frown in his sleep.  Relena
frowned as well and walked outside and looked down the steps.  Duo was
already on the top level and he was shouting at the others "You could have
cut my braid!!!!"  Relena tapped Duo "Hush Duo Hee-"  Duo glared at her and
started yelling again "YOU BAKAS!!! DO YOU KNOW WHAT COULD HAVE HAPPENED...."
 As Duo continued on Relena seemed to get more upset by the minute.  


Heero could here Duo yelling and walked to his door.  He watched Duo
yelling to the others down the steps.  Heero sighed and went back to bed.  He
didn't need this.  


"IT WASN'T FUNNY!!!!"  Duo said while everyone, but Relena laughed
harder.  Relena was ticked now.  She gripped her book "How to Know When your
Curing/Killing Your Patients' (A.N. Where do I get these scary book titles
from.  What if my doctor reads them? *shudders* I hope not...) tightly.  She
raised the book up and slammed it in the back of Duo's head who went flying
down the steps and hit the others who were down stairs.  Making everyone
become unconscious.  "Oops....Uh oh...."  


Heero came out of the room hearing a crash and saw it was quiet and Duo
was gone.  He shrugged ad walked to Relena "Where's everyone?"  Relena gave a
nervous laugh and pointed down stairs.   Heero looked and his eyes widened.   
Everyone was sprawled on the ground either unconscious or dead.   Relena
threw her book again.  She accidentally through it in Heero's direction and
knocked him out.  Relena stared at all the unconscious bodies on the floor
"Oops...Sorry..."  She sighed, But perked up again "Don't worry guys!  When
you wake up you'll have nurse Relena to help you!"

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A.N. : Okay my lame attempt at humor.  Don't flame me.  My first humor fic.