I know that I’m not the most perfect person in the world but my God don’t these people know how to put toilet paper on the toilet paper roll thingy majiger? Ok, so I don’t know what the toilet paper roll thingy majiger is called but seriously, who does? Anyway, I’m living with five geniuses this morning, I wasn’t exactly my best… all right: it was like it was that time of the month even though it wasn’t, but could you blame me?

When I woke up I went to the bathroom, pretty normal right? I mean lots people go to the bathroom when they get up in the morning; it’s like a ritual or something. You roll out of bed, and slink to the bathroom. Anyway, I sat in the toilet and literally sunk in, someone, though I won’t mention names (cough: Trowa : cough cough) left the toilet seat up, I mean can you believe that? I mean even after the talk we had last night where I explained that I’d be happy to put the toilet seat up if they’d put it down, GEE! I got up, and noticed that there was no toilet paper on the toilet paper roll thingy majiger, which totally pissed me off. GOD! It does not take a genius (which all of them are) to put toilet paper on the toilet paper roll thingy majiger! And the shower, ugh it was horrible! There were bottles of shampoo and conditioner all over the place, the soap bar was left to disintegrate on the floor, and I almost stepped on it! Not only that but the washcloths, oh god you do not want to know any more.

So how can you possibly blame me for marching downstairs in the fluffy pink bathrobe (PINK they left me the PINK robe, not the green, not the blue, not the black, the white, the gray or the red, the PINK) with my hair all wet because I couldn’t find my hair dryer, holding up the toilet paper roll thingy, and attempting –key word: attempting- to teach them how to put the toilet paper on the toilet paper roll thingy majiger; the majiger is really important if you hadn’t noticed.

I asked simple questions like, “Now who can tell me what this is?” And I held up the toilet paper thingy majiger. You wouldn’t believe the answers I got, Quatre actually called it a “toilet paper dispenser” what an idiot! I mean what kind of stupid name is “toilet paper dispenser” it’s the toilet paper thingy majiger, which I told them. They laughed at me so I smiled at them sweetly and they stopped, (Ok fine I fixed them with a death glare are you happy?) and shut up. Then I went on to explain how you put the new toilet paper roll on the toilet paper thingy majiger and dispose of the old cardboard thingy.

So lesson one went pretty okay, I’m calling it lesson one because trust me there will be more, or else I’m afraid I will go insane! You know about the whole former gundam pilots being geniuses right? So do you think they understood my little toilet paper lesson?