Blood and Water
Standard disclaimers apply. Slight AU not what you think. Censored. One Year after the first installment.
”Failure is not complete until the fat lady sings”

1. Princess
“David…” Dawn whispered. She was used to his midnight visits, and would wait for him on her balcony.
“I brought you flowers.” He said, hugging her.
“I told you not to bring me anything.” She scolded lightly.
“Flowers for a princess.” He smiled.
“If you think I’m a princess, then why don’t you obey my orders?” She asked, tracing a figure eight on his chest.
“If that’s what you want… Your wish is my command.” He murmured.
“Well than, I wish you’d shut up and kiss me.” She said coyly.
“And I’m only too happy to comply.” He breathed before doing exactly what she’d asked.
Relena watched from the doorway. They hadn’t even known she was there. She made a picture frame with her
fingers and said softly, “Ah, Mr. and Mrs. David [1] Heiwa [2] Yamada no, Mr. and Mrs. David [3] Makoto Yamada. Be happy little sis.” She smiled and then went back to her room, shutting the door quietly behind her.

2. Or-ga-nize-d?
“Rena, where is the—“
“L5 T54996 Sector…8 homicide file? I think it’s here someplace… wait, hold on for a sec.” Relena said, digging through the piles and towers of papers on and next to her desk.
“You really need to get organized.” Heero said, shaking his head.
“Or-ga-nize-d?” Relena said slowly.
Heero smirked and elaborated, “Yes, organized. That’s when all your papers are put away and you know where everything is.”
“Oh” Relena said, in ‘awe’. And then she let out a triumphant “Ah ha!” as she stood up waving a manila folder around. Handing it to Heero she said, “They put colonies in outer space, built gigantic tools of war called mobile suits, and found cures for cancer and AIDS, you’d think that by now they’d have also found a way to abolish paperwork.”
“Hn.”
“Ah, yes, the famous [4] Heero Yuy answer-all.” Relena said rolling her eyes, “Is my car fixed? Hn. Are you gonna finish that? Hn. Do I look fat in this? Hn. What do you want for dinner? Hn. Do you have a brain? Hn. Do you know how [5] the Geofrey song goes? Hn hn hn hn hn hn hn.”
Heero glared at her and then stated, “Your car was fixed a week ago, I’m not eating anything right now, for dinner I’d like ravioli, I do have a brain, I do not know how the Geofrey song goes, and you do look fat in that.”
It was Relena’s turn to glare at Heero’s retreating back. Once he was out of sight she looked down at herself, frowned and said, “I don’t look fat in this.” Unsatisfied she yelled for her assistant, the one that Zechs had finally talked her into getting, “Margie!” “Yes?” Margie asked.
“Do I look fat in this?”
Meanwhile, Heero, who had exceptional hearing, smirked as he made his way back to his office.

3. Failure
“Mr. Peacecraft, I thought that of all people you would understand the wishes of the Earth Sphere United Nation!” Vice President Michael Belron, a stout man of 65 exclaimed.
“Yes, Vice President, I do understand how it would benefit peace if the Foreign Minister whose brother was a delegate from earth married a colony delegate but…”
“So it’s settled then, your sister, Dawn, will marry Mr. Robert Ellings of L3 G09872.” The Vice President interrupted, with a stern look that brooked no argument.
“Yes, sir.” Milliardo said, hanging his head. “I’m sorry Dawn. There’s nothing I can do.” He whispered.

[1] Heiwa – Peace, tranquility
[2] Yamada- David’s last name
[3] Makoto – um it sort of means Sincerity, a true heart, fidelity, etc.
[1,2,3] What Relena was doing was basically saying first that they would be people of peace. She said “no” because she didn’t like icons. What she meant by the second one was that they’d be true to each other.
[4] Heero Yuy – Heero decided to keep the name Heero Yuy as a reminder of the hardships he went through
[5] The Geofrey – The Geofreys are the After Colony Brady Bunch