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It Wasn’t Me

by Black Beauty

Duo walked up to an apartment door and knocked on it.

“Yo, man,” Duo said.

“Yo,” Heero said, sleepingly.

“Open up, man,” Duo said.

“What you want, man,” Heero said, opening the door and sat on a couch sluggishly.

“My girl just caught me,” Duo said, sadly.

“You mean she catch you?” Heero asked.

“I don’t know how this happen,” Duo said, confused

“With who?”

“The girl next door, you know.”

“Man..”

“I don’t know what to do!”

“Say it wasn’t you!”

“Alright…”

Duo couldn’t believe that Relena caught him sleeping with the girl next door, Hilde. Duo and Hilde were caught during their passionate moment together when they were against the bathroom door. He had forgotten that he given her an extra key to his apartment. Relena had looked on with shock on her face the whole time, never taking her eyes off of him. ‘Even if they had never gotten to the intimate lever, Relena shouldn’t be surprised. Hilde had always been there and what a temptation she was,’ Duo thought. He was coming home restless and she just finish dumping her trash, wearing only a flimsy little shirt with nothing under, which Duo later found out. One thing lead to another and….

Relena saw Duo and Hilde on the counter, banging on the sofa, and at the bathroom as they were moving and teasing each other around his apartment. Relena had been holding a camera and was cheerfully opening the door with the camera recording. He had his back facing her a few times and she had seen the marks that Hilde had made. Duo, being a sweet talker, was telling her how beautiful and desirable she was to him. Relena had heard everything. Her scream was heard through the whole building.

“It’s over between you and me, Duo Maxwell!!!” Relena had screamed.

Duo still cannot believe that Relena saw them creeping with each other. Especially when they were butt naked banging on the bathroom door. Duo tried to keep her from seeing what she just saw, but why should she believe him if he said it wasn’t me?

‘She would never believe it. Maybe I can say that it was my twin she saw, but that is such a lame excuse and I don’t have a twin. Maybe a lost twin. She would never believe it. It’s not like I really want to get back with her and forget about Hilde. But what if I did tell and she gets back with me? There’s a good chance,’ he thought, ‘but….’

Relena caught them doing it on the counter, saw me banging on the sofa, and even in the shower. She even caught it on camera and she even saw the marks on his shoulder, heard what Duo told Hilde. Relena’s scream could have woken up the dead, informing him that their relationship was over.

Duo looked at Heero and said, “Relena had caught me sleeping with the girl next door. Picture this we were caught during our passionate moment together when we were banging against the bathroom door. I had forgotten that I had given her an extra key. Relena had been standing there the whole time, never taking her eyes off of me. I’m gonna tell her that I am sorry for the pain that I have caused. I have been listening to your reason and it makes no sense at all. I’ll tell her that I am sorry for the pain that I caused, you may think that you’re a player, but your solution won’t work at all.”

~The Next Day~

Duo was still thinking about Relena seeing him with Hilde. Now that they broke up, he wanted to say sorry and that he is with Hilde now. But damn, she had caught them butt naked on the bathroom door. How could he forgotten that he given her an extra key, staring at me the whole time. But, worse of all, he hoped Relena didn’t show anyone what she caught on the camera. Duo put his left hand out of his open car as he was driving near to Relena’s apartment. He had his sunglasses on as the sun was shining bright this morning. Duo passed Relena’s apartment building and saw her standing just outside, not noticing that Duo had passed in front of her. Duo slowed his car and stopped. He looked back, looking above the rim of his sunglasses, as Relena in her mini skirt turned toward her apartment building, smiling. Duo looked on, curious. She opened her arms as he saw Heero come to her, embracing her. Duo stared, he stared really hard. Oh, well, at least it wasn’t me. ‘Relena never had been my type’, Duo thought as he drove off, smiling, listening to Shaggy singing “It Wasn’t Me.”